Sunday, April 02, 2006

CS April's Fool

This post is exclusively written, the 12 hrs drama in CS programme. I observed/witnessed everything and now I want write it in a bit detail.

Time Line

5.40am - The time I woke up

6.00am - I read my sms. The sms was from Oxba's hp. The contain was (translated)

"I'm Oxba sis... my bro has passed away last night. I sms this to all his hp contact list"

At first, I felt shock by the sudden news. I checked the sms sent time/date. It's 1st-April, 3.38am. He must be joking. I replied back.. (translated)

Duolulu: "Today is April's fool.. "
Oxba: "Ok.. ok.. I want to fool other ppl. I'll come to ubd late"

Few minutes later,

Oxba: "Dr. M believed I'm dead. I said my corpse will be investigated first".
Duolulu: "Ok.. don't be too cruel.. stop ur drama before 8am"
Oxba: "...."

On my way driving to ubd, I received a lot of sms!!!

8.00am - I read their sms, those sms were coming from Dr. M, KLCC, Lunatic Girl and On7.

I told them that it's just a joke. They seemed unsatisfied with that kind of joke. The final sms I received was from On7.. (translated)

On7: "Did Oxba really died? Or he was joking.. tell me honestly"
Duoulu: "I'll come to his funeral ceremony and eat the food if I'm hungry later"

The drama should be ended at that time. I walked to ictc, on my way again... I received sms from green girl. She just told me to wait her in/outside library. I stood outside library, didn't see her around so I entered ictc instead.

Dr. M was there, he stared at me.. (ready to bom). With him, two other girls looked at me. They're e.yoshi and besi. Here was the conversation.. (translated)

Dr. M : "Is is true he really died? Or it's just a joke"
Duolulu: "Don't believe it..."
Dr. M : "Ru sure it's a joke? If it's a joke, April's fool is not our culture. That kind of joke isn't funny"
Besi : "Yes.. that isn't funny. It's like doa."
E.yoshi: "Yess.. I agree"

Oxba had spoilt ppl mood in the morning. They're not satisfied with it, I better get going before I get another bom!!! On my way to library, I encountered Nordin. He asked me.. (translated)

Nordin: "Do you receive the news that Oxba was died? Is it true or just April's fool?"
Duolulu: "Don't believe it... it's a lie"

Met green girl outside library. She seemed dunno what just happened, the news had not reached her yet. I kept my mouth shut. We waited for two other members for our Dr. Mahmud project; Dr. M, hasAyono, duolulu and green girl.

Dr. M, hasAyono, E.yoshi and Besi finally came. Dr. M still unsatisfied with the joke. He told the story to green girl. He said, that morning he informed the news to Annuar via hp, her mom overheard it. Because of that, his parents gave him money as derma to Oxba's death. The things became complicated and serious.

In the library, second floor, discussion room..

Dr. M: "Ru sure it's a joke??" - ( he needed prove)
Duolulu: "It's a joke.. I sms him this morning"
Dr. M + Besi: "U sms him after he said he's dead or before that?"
Duolulu: "After..."

Before 10am. I sms Oxba. I told him to bring Dr. Mahmud last year project sample. He replied and asked me to take it from bob spec. It's proven, Oxba was still breathing. Dr. M sms to Annuar to tell him the truth. Dr. M said Annuar was angry by that joke. Not only Annuar, the news spread sooo fast, many other friends were affected.

We planned to fool Oxba back. Everyone agreed. We planned it cleanly to make sure not a single flaw could be detected.

Here was the planned.

One of us (I think it was hasAyono) pretended to be HEP ppl. He sms Oxba.. (a message to his sis). The contain sound like this (translated)

"We received the news of the death of ur bro. We felt sympathy with it and will carry a derma kilat. For futher query, call Mr xxxx on this no. 2xxxxx..."

Oxba sms me "They still believe I'm dead?"

I didn't reply it. I think green girl did it for me. My hp was taken!!!

12pm - we had lunch at foodzone Gadong. With us were duolulu, bobspec, green girl, Dr. M, e.yoshi, besi, my secretary, kendalf and reikoax.

2pm - We parked our car near ETC and attended Sei Guan class. hasAyono told us he met Oxba in ICTC. He told Oxba that few girl classmates cried for him, and told green girl and friends was on their way to his home. (hasAyono can be a good actor!!). Everyone laughed.

I also heard from hasAyono that when Oxba knew green girl was on her way to his home. Oxba phoned his sis and told her to get ready.... told his sis to show the room where Oxba hang himself to dead!! (Actually green girl attended her class with us... - what hasAyono told him was just another lie)

After class, we once again went to library discussion room. Besi and e.yoshi went to vending machine for while. When they came back, they said they met Oxba.

Oxba said to them: "I'm his clone!!"

Some other classmates still unsatisfied to give lesson to Oxba.

I summarize what I heard from Dr. M and few other classmates.

They said Oxba went to Admin building.. the conversation was like this

Oxba: "Did anyone report a death case?"
UBD Admin: "The dead of?"
Oxba: "Me"

So funny actually. Reikoax told Dr. M that Oxba got scolded by admin ppl because of that statement.

Before he did that. He sms bob spec that he was in trouble, he said that Dr. M took the joke seriously (he did actually). Oxba sms me as well. Oxba sms to besi as well.. he thought besi cried for him... so he thought besi had feeling on him.. another lie. Oxba didn't know that about the HEP and Admin thingy were just a lie. Oxba was told that tahlil ceremony will be held in his home on Monday. Another lie. Everything was LIEs.

Before 6pm - Me, besi, bob spec and my secreatary were in CLT room. Dr. M came and told what just happened in Admin building. Dr. M said Oxba seek for apology from him and reikoax calm the situation.

A good lesson for everyone.